Joke : A guy prayed god to win the lottery.He didn't win that year. He prayer next year also but didn't win. The third year he prayed for many days.God appeared before him.The guy told God he didn't win for 2 years inspite of praying and he should win that year. God told "Son, make sure you buy a lottery ticket first before praying"
Message : Let's build the foundation and pray God for the walls and roof.
Joke : An old lady was having a pet parrot which can speak only one line I.e. "Who is this? ".One day the old lady went out for shopping leaving her parrot at home.A plumber came to the old lady's home.He knocked the door.The parrot asked "Who is this? ".The plumber replied "Its the plumber lady!".This question and answer were repeated so many times till the plumber fainted.The old lady returned home.Seeing a guy lying on the floor she shouted in shock ,"Who is this? ".The parrot replied ,"Its the plumber lady! "
Message : People are parrots who can repeat lot many phrases
Joke : Two guys were going in a boat.One guy wanted to smoke but didn't have the lighter. He pushed the other guy into the river and the boat became lighter.He lit the cigarette with that.