Joke : Husband and wife had an argument over baby care. Wife insisted that husband should take half of the responsibility. Husband said "ok.I will take care of the upper half and you take care of the lower half. "
Message : This is the reason husband is referred as better half.
Joke : Two guys were praying in a temple.One was rich and the other was poor. The poor guy prayed god for 100 rupees. The rich guy paid him 100 and the poor guy left the temple. The rich guy prayed god ,"God I gave him 100 rupees so that I can get your undivided attention"
Message : Let us give undivided attention to life
Joke : At a fruit shop. "One apple is 10 rupees. You take onr more apple you pay 18 rupees. " "Take 8 rupees and give me that one more apple"