Jokes and Messages - 17

Joke :

Husband and wife just started taking hot coffee in a restaurant. Husband browsed the menu. He suddenly asked his wife to speed up drinking. Wife almost burnt her mouth. Once they were wife asked why the hurry. "Hot coffee was 30 bucks. Cold coffee was 90 bucks. I am not a fool to extra 60 rupees per cup unnecessarily! "

Message :

Some fears are hot , some are cold

Joke :

2 guys were selected for a space program and were undergoing astronaut training in U.S.One day they boozed heavily and for extra kick they had rocket fuel. The next day morning they had a telephone conversation which went this. "Did you go to toilet?"

"Not yet"

"Don't try. I am calling you from Africa."

Message :

If the limit goes high spirit can make one really fly

Joke :

Boss to a new joinee who came late at 10 a.m. - "You should have been here at 9a.m."

New joinee - (eagerly) "What happened? "

Message :

Curiosity kills the cat