Friday, August 30, 2013

Jokes and Messages - 12

Peter called John a pig. John went to court. The judge fined Peter. After paying the fine, Peter asked the judge whether he can call a pig as John. The judge mentioned that it doesn't violate any law. Peter turned to John and said "See you John!"

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet - William Shakespeare

Joke :
A priest was giving a speech. John walked away in the middle of the speech. Once the speech was over John's wife met the priest. She told him ," I am sorry that my husband walked away in the middle of your speech. Hope you were not insulted by that".The priest said not a problem. John's wife added " He has the problem of sleep walking since he was a child"

Message :
Some try to heal a wound and cause few more!

Joke :
Daughter asked mother ,"Mom do all the fairy tales start with 'Once upon a time''?".Mom replied, "No.Some start with 'Honey I got to stay late at the office for a work'!"

Message :
All fairy tales may be lies but all lies are not fairy tales.

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