2-2-2000
asked a colleague, "What is the date today?'. He fell in the trap and replied “ two two two thousand.”
I told “I asked the date but you say the year with a stammer.”
SORRY
While returning home, in the company
bus,was chatting with my team member.Some
body called him from the back seat and told some thing. He responded.I asked my
team member, “What did the back seat
guy tell you?”. He replied,“He said sorry!”
"What did you say?"
"I said no mention!"
"Do you know why he said sorry?"
"No. I don't know"
I told patiently, "Actually the back seat guy kicked my leg!"
SCRATCH
The company where I worked started a new center in Adayar.
The project team I was part of, was
One team mate pointed that out and said 'This new table has a scratch!".I said the following comment as the response.
'Somebody has started from scratch!'
FOOTBALL QUARTER FINAL
The world cup football was in progress.I was returning from office, in the company bus.Chose a guy whom I guessed wouldn't be interested in football and asked
him casually,'How many teams are playing
in the quarter finals of world cup football?'.
My guess was right, he was not following football.He said, 'Sorry, I don't follow football'. I told,'Whether you follow or not, only 8 teams play in the quarter finals!'
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