Jokes and Messages - 21

Joke :

Doctor Mr X was checking a patient.He put stethoscope in the back and asked the patient to cough. He then put it in the lower back and asked to cough gently. He checked both sides of the chest and Stomuch asking the patient to cough gently. 

When he started to write the prescription the patient asked "What disease I have Doctor? ".Mr X told "You have cough"

Message :

Doctors must be patient

Mr X went to a new release Hollywood movie produced by MGM. The MGM lion roared on the screen immediately Mr X got up saying "This is an old movie.I have seen already. 

Message :

All new will be old one day

Joke :

Mr X ordered pizza. The pizza guy asked how many pieces to cut 4 or 8. Mr X replied "4. I could never eat 8 pieces"

Message :

No piece of mind