A funny story - A hotel server gets selected in an IT interview by mistake

A hotel server attends an interview in an IT company by mistake. However he gets selected.

Let us see how it happened. (This was written in the year 1996)

I: What kind of server you have used?

C: Server? I'm a dedicated server.

I: Good. What is your user interface?

C: I don't get you,Sir! 

I: I mean, what do you show to your customer?

C: Menu,Sir!

I: Do you know Cobol?

C: Gopal is my friend,Sir!

I: Oh, you know Cobol as you know your friend. Fine. 

Do you have knowledge of hardware?

C: I used to accompany my boss to the hardware store. 

     Some of  my friends are making chips. 

I: Thats great. Tell about Sun, Windows and Apple. 

C: Because of Sun, we need windows. Most of our customers like apples. 

I:  Next 2 questions will test your sense of humour.

C: OK, Sir!

I: Your password is going to expire, what will you do?

C: Expire? I will cry,Sir!

I: That's good. What is the difference between  Microsoft excel and Surf excel. 

C: Microsoft excel is for spreadsheet. Surf excel is for bed sheet. 

I: Its funny.Pl. elaborate on Order entry system.

C:Customers place orders. The items are prepared and delivered to the customers. 

I: Where exactly the items are placed? 

C: The items are placed on the tables. In one row, there will be  many tables. 

I: I think that's a slip of tongue. In one table, there will be many rows. 

Do you have experience in Hotel management system?. 

C: I have 5 years experience, Sir. 

I: Thats cool. You are appointed.