A hotel server attends an interview in an IT company by mistake. However he gets selected.
I: What kind of server you have used?
C: Server? I'm a dedicated server.
I: Good. What is your user interface?
C: I don't get you,Sir!
I: I mean, what do you show to your customer?
I: Do you know Cobol?
C: Gopal is my friend,Sir!
I: Oh, you know Cobol as you know your friend. Fine.
Do you have knowledge of hardware?
C: I used to accompany my boss to the hardware store.
Some of my friends are making chips.
I: Thats great. Tell about Sun, Windows and Apple.
C: Because of Sun, we need windows. Most of our customers like apples.
I: Next 2 questions will test your sense of humour.
C: OK, Sir!
I: Your password is going to expire, what will you do?
C: Expire? I will cry,Sir!
I: That's good. What is the difference between and Surf excel.
C: Microsoft excel is for spreadsheet. Surf excel is for bed sheet.
I: Its funny.Pl. elaborate on Order entry system.
C:Customers place orders. The items are prepared and delivered to the customers.
I: Where exactly the items are placed?
C: The items are placed on the tables. In one row, there will be many tables.
I: I think that's a slip of tongue. In one table, there will be many rows.
Do you have experience in Hotel management system?.
C: I have 5 years experience, Sir.
I: Thats cool. You are appointed.